First version of the mobile application for our lovely newspaper.
I quit smoking, I quit drinking, and I quit almost all of my bad habits. Then I needed at least one habit, So I have become the certified addicting...
Last project is on-line now. Surprise...
I had tried hard and success came last. I am a certified CISSP.
- Who are you?
- I'm Dirk Gently. I'm a private detective.
- You don't look like a private detective.
- Well, no private detective looks like a private detective. That's one of the first rules of private detection.
- But if no private detective looks like a private detective, How does a private detective know what it is That he shouldn't look like?
-- Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, Douglas Adams
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My father was the best swordsman in France.
-- The Count of Monte Cristo, Alexandre Dumas
There lived a redheaded man who had no eyes and no ears. He didn't even have hair so that he was called redheaded only as a figure of speech. He was unable to speak because he had no mouth. A nose, he didn't have either. He didn't have hands and he didn't have legs. And he had no stomach, no back, no spine, and no innards to speak of. He didn't have anything! So that it's unclear who it is we're talking about. In fact, we better change the subject now.